An Open Letter to the Canoodling Couple at Trader Joes

Dear Canoodling Couple at Trader Joes,

When standing at the refrigerated section (in front of the pre-packaged sushi, wraps, and sandwiches) while making your kissy-faces and talking your baby talk, please adjust your canoodling to accomodate people who are actually trying to shop.

Not being an unreasonable, unromantic, or coldhearted person, I took an extra lap down the chips and nuts aisle and back around the produce section to give you some time, but you were still at it.

I had to hover uncomfortably close before you finally moved down a few yards.

As far as I know, you're still there.

I enjoy the ambiance and atmosphere at Trader Joe's, but come on.

Regards,

Joelogon