A Week of Living Dangerously

Here are some of the risky things I did this week:

* I ate a sandwich that I'd been keeping in the work fridge, despite this warning sign:

FACILITIES FLASH - Loss of Power to Refrigerator - Power to the building was lost for approximately 5 1/2 hours last night, including the refrigerator.

Please verify perishable products before use and if in doubt, discard the product.

* I ate 7-year-old Raisin Bran

* I took a time-release Tylenol tablet, even though it had been broken into 4 pieces.

It's a miracle I survived.