Your Hair-Covered, Meat-Powered Mansuit
I found this soap marked "Discontinued -- 50% off" at the supermarket today. It's Dial for Men, which is evidently a very manly soap -- so much so that it states: "Your hair-covered, meat-powered mansuit will be clean, smooth, and fresh all day."
Manly micro-scrubbers consist of ground glass and broken dreams.
Naturally, I had to buy it.
I vaguely recall they used the same stupid line in a TV ad campaign. People: It's soap -- rendered animal fat, lye, and perfume.
If they want to do a truly manly soap, they should probably just sell sodium hydroxide for application directly to the skin.
Manly micro-scrubbers consist of ground glass and broken dreams.
Naturally, I had to buy it.
I vaguely recall they used the same stupid line in a TV ad campaign. People: It's soap -- rendered animal fat, lye, and perfume.
If they want to do a truly manly soap, they should probably just sell sodium hydroxide for application directly to the skin.
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posted by Joelogon at
3/04/2008
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2 Comments:
You're a bargain biddy!
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Donna, At
3/08/2008 6:13 AM
Donna: Have I ever claimed otherwise? I dollar saved is a dollar spent on other stuff.
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Joelogon, At
3/08/2008 8:23 PM
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