I Am Now a Bluedouche

I got my Jabra BT350 Bluetooth headset yesterday. Which means it's only a matter of time before I start leaving it on all the time, wearing my sunglasses indoors -- in other words, becoming a complete Bluetooth douchebag:

I was thinking that there's got to be a portmanteau that mashes up "bluetooth" and "douchebag." And I was right -- the only combination that really scans well is "Bluedouche."

It seems to fit.

Tags: bluedouche, bluetooth