Dumb Things I Have Done Lately

Thursday, September 04, 2008

Random Referrers

And now, time for another edition of everyone's favorite narcissistic blog game show, Random Referrers:

magnify this user [uhhh].cpe.net.cable.rogers.com (Rogers Cable Communications Inc) Canada, 0 returning visit
4th September 200810:26:17www.google.ca/search?hl=en&q=im having an affair how to i get out&start=10&sa=N

Unless there's blackmail involved, I would say, "Just say, NO!"

magnify this user [hrm] (Comcast Cable Communications Holdings Inc) California, Los Angeles, United States, 0 returning visit
3rd September 200815:07:00www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=Free Magazines for Stupid people&btnG=Google Search&aq=f&oq=

If the people truly are stupid, why wouldn't you charge? I sense a business model (*cough* US Weekly *cough*)

magnify this user [oof].sktn.hsdb.sasknet.sk.ca (Sasktel Wide Area Network Engineering Center) Canada, 0 returning visit
27th August 200823:01:19www.google.com/search?q=i%27m worried my straight leg jeans are too tight&btnG=Search&hl=en&safe=off&client=opera&rls=en&hs=nYs&sa=2

If you can get your jeans on without having to use pliers, you're probably still okay.

magnify this user [uhh].dyn.optonline.net (Optimum Online (cablevision Systems)) New Jersey, Denville, United States, 0 returning visit
21st July 200820:52:38www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=pepcid ac for performance anxiety

If you're taking an antacid for performance anxiety... I'm going to hope you're a competitive eater.

magnify this user [oops].camdenmo.org (County Of Camden)
Missouri, Camdenton, United States,
0 returning visit
15th July 200808:31:03www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=i ran over a possum and my brakes smell hot
Mmmm, hot possum. Honestly, if you run over a possum and it gets trapped in your wheels, and gets cooked by your brakes, I think that counts as good fortune (and good eatin'...)

magnify this user [ouch].nj.res.rr.com (Road Runner Holdco Llc)
New Jersey, Cliffside Park, United States,
0 returning visit
3rd July 200801:25:02search.live.com/results.aspx?q=what to do if needle breaks in ass cheek&go=&form=QBRE3

I would try to ask what exactly you're shooting up into your ass cheek, but then I realized that I don't honestly want to know.

Finally, to those folks representing the many repeat visits from mx1.mtlqc.ca (Teksavvy Solutions Inc) to my writeup of Orson Scott Card's terrible Empire -- I hate to break it to you, but the book is just bad and it's not going to get any better, no matter how many times you come back.

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