Dumb Things I Have Done Lately

Thursday, November 08, 2007

Feel... Myself... Getting... Dumber

Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle is on. I keep flipping past it, and I can actually feel myself getting stupider.

It's a similar feeling I get when I flip past MANswers on Spike TV. I watched most of an episode once. It's like Mythbusters, only with all the smart, interesting, original, and funny bits taken out.

I got remarkably little done today. Sitting around and watching OpenOffice download doesn't count for much.

I was planning on doing up a quick and dirty design for business... excuse me, calling cards, but I figured I might as well wait until I look into setting up a consultancy.

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Wednesday, September 12, 2007

9/13/99: Never Forget - Moonbase Alpha

Reminder: September 13 marks the anniversary of the Moonbase Alpha disaster, when a nuclear chain reaction knocked the moon out of orbit and into deep space:

9/13/99 Never Forget Picture

Never Forget:
Space: 1999 9/13/99 Never Forget Animated Badge

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Tuesday, August 07, 2007

The Joelogon-Fast Diet Plan

It's real simple:

A donut for breakfast,
A donut for lunch,
Then a sensible dinner of a mushroom-swiss burger with french fries.

[Riffing on an old slogan, for the youngsters.]

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Saturday, July 21, 2007

Am I Ceiling Cat or Serious Blogger?

The Which Lolcat Are You? Test says I'm Ceiling Cat -- 27% Affectionate, 36% Excitable, 40% Hungry:
You are a master of stealth. They never see you coming. But you always see them coming. HEY-O!

But personally, I think I'm more of a Serious Blogger:

I are serious blogger. This is serious blog.

From an entry I did for the new work blog.

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Monday, April 02, 2007

Ceiling River is watching you have sex.

Just a stupid little Serenity joke-graphic that surely someone has thought of by now:

Ceiling River is watching you have sex.

Idea inspired by (that is, stolen from) Ceiling Cat.

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Monday, February 26, 2007

Tattaglia's a Pimp

For some reason, I've had the phrase "Tattaglia's a pimp" stuck in my head.

I have no idea why, other than it's a line from 'The Godfather.'

So I made this:

Tattaglia's a Pimp

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Thursday, January 04, 2007

Logon's Run, or A Long Way to Go for a Stupid Sci-Fi Joke

Sample Web registration form in the world of Logan's Run:

Birth Date:

Why yes, I am still very punchy right now.

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